All in a Day's Work

Not to brag or anything...

but...

 I can wield these,

to put these,

 on this,

so it looks like this,

while he does this.

In the rain.

Out in a muddy field.

We are one expert team, let me tell ya.

It's one of those times where you think, if anyone would've told me I'd be doing this, I'd have laughed in their face, and now here I am.  God sure has a sense of humor.